![]() He had a spray tan and his hair was a combover. Ness saw himself in the mirror, which a giant Metroid crawled out of, and for some reason Porky was inside it. “I hate it when that happens.” He ran away from every enemy until he got to the giant vagina that barfed intestines for them to walk on. Ness used Life-Up beta since Healing gamma doesn't restore 100 percent of their hitpoints. "I think I should run away from everything now." After running from the battle, Ness tried Healing gamma (which required flipping a coin twice and it would only work if both flips were heads). “PLAYER DAMMIT!” Ness cursed thru gritted teeth. Paula recovered her single hitpoint, which was promptly taken away a second time by a second PK Starstorm. “Oh my Player, they killed Paula! YOU BASTARDS!” Ness shouted angrily when the Starman ghost used PK Starstorm for the umpteenth time. Since Paula is Shedinja, she took mortal damage. As with literally every single battle ever, he ate from his infinite pile of mushrooms (the same kind of mushrooms that would later grow on Tanetane island in MOTHER 3) so that the enemies would look like they're in front of a trippy looking background and he would also hear trippy music as well. “I am sick and tired of hearing Battle Against a Machine for the googolplexth time!” Ness ranted. A Starman ghost and its cohorts suddenly attacked. “Oh shit! A red swirl is surrounding us! That means we're screwed!” Paula screamed. A grey prism moved erratically in front of them and then a red swirl enveloped them. “You have a dumb name so your argument is invalid,” Paula said. That's the first time I'm hearing of this.” Poo said. “You all know I'm an atheist, right?” “Um, no. “So we're here in the Cave of the Past, on our way to kill Giygas, who is basically God-” “God doesn't exist,” Paula interrupted. “Time travel sucks because there's no way to make it not confusing,” Jeff lamented. They wished they could move on but to no avail. ![]() ![]() Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo were living in the past. ![]()
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